I was holding my phone above my head while I was lying in bed and it fell on my nose and I think I understand childbirth. Zzzzxxxjxjahahahaaaswsllllllllpppppppppppppft?
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i already have a headache and i can’t be arsed to understand this anon im sorry


I’m watching American Horror Story purely because I saw a gif of Alexandra Breckenridge earlier

jesus christ


queenfattyoftherollpalace:

panemoppression:

Arturo is a 29-year-old male polar bear currently living in Argentina’s Mendoza Zoo. He is suffering in 40C (104F) heat in an enclosure that has just 20 inches of water for him to swim in and has as a consequence been displaying worrying behavior.

Please sign this petition or at least spread the word in order to have Arturo transferred to a zoo in Canada which has better facilities for an animal that is used to polar conditions.

There’s still a little over 10,000 signatures needed.


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why am i not seeing people using bruce forsyth as a reaction face???

there is no excuse


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880 再生!

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smugsbunny:

strawberryfck:

strawberryfck:

"this is the result of my cat laying on my iPad and taking a picture of himself"

i’ve never hated a cats face more i should have never uploaded this piece of shitp icture i see it in my nightmares


get this one million notes

that is a bad idea my friend i will hunt you down

smugsbunny:

strawberryfck:

strawberryfck:

"this is the result of my cat laying on my iPad and taking a picture of himself"

i’ve never hated a cats face more i should have never uploaded this piece of shitp icture i see it in my nightmares

get this one million notes

that is a bad idea my friend i will hunt you down


strawberryfck:

"this is the result of my cat laying on my iPad and taking a picture of himself"

i’ve never hated a cats face more i should have never uploaded this piece of shitp icture i see it in my nightmares

strawberryfck:

"this is the result of my cat laying on my iPad and taking a picture of himself"

i’ve never hated a cats face more i should have never uploaded this piece of shitp icture i see it in my nightmares


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